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"Writing Exercises" Part 3
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Nineteenth Birthday Chapter 1
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"Writing Exercises" Part 21.  At a wedding, it is considered gauche if you... excessively drink the mediocre champagne and talk loudly about the groom's recent rectal exam to the priest; then kick the wedding band's singer off the stage and go into a drunken rendition of "Hey You" by Pink Floyd, "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen,  "Enter the Sandman" by Metallica or any one of the Sex Pistols' songs. It is also gauche if you try to sell acid tabs to the flower girls for $14. But on the bright side, you wont be invited to another stupid, fucking wedding for a while.   
2.  The traditional libation at weddings and New Year's eve parties "Writing Exercises" Part 2
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"Writing Exercises" Part 1 Read the Artist comments before reading this, for if you don't, you'll probably be like "WTF is this shit?!"...Well, I think even if you do read the artist comments you'll still be like "WTF is this shit?!" Still read it though, hopefully it will help clear this whole thing up.   
1. Mel thinks musicals are insipid, so when I asked her to go see Miss Saigon with me she... Turned into a Praying Mantis-type monster and ripped my limbs off in rage.  
 
2. Hikers should avoid packing extraneous gear because... You never know when you need to run from rabid, electric Wolverinebears, so one must stay light in order to run "Writing Exercises" Part 1
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Journal Entry: Wed Oct 14, 2009, 12:27 PM
Your face.
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Whoring out and taking advantage of journal skins ftw.

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  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: Led Zeppelin, What else?
  • Reading: A Wolf at the Table by Augusten Burroughs
  • Watching: Tommy
  • Playing: Fall Out 3
  • Eating: NOTHING DD:
  • Drinking: coffee
Skin by =moonfreak

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I don't like Emo bands needur. :B


Favorite bands: Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, AC/DC, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Gorillaz, The Killers, Under the Influence of Giants, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Rasputina, Vesania, Kittie, Dethklok, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, Guns n' Roses, Journey, The Gin Blossoms, Blondie, Bloodhound Gang, The Who and Violent Femmes.

Favorite books: Catcher in the Rye, A Separate Piece, In Cold Blood, Gone With the Wind, American Psycho, Breakfast at Tiffany's, To Kill a Mockingbird, Great Gatsby, This Side of Paradise, A Tale of Two Cities, The Godfather, Death: A Life.

Favorite People: Mark Twain, Audrey Hepburn, Paul Newman, John Bonham, Abe Lincoln, Che Guevara, Barack Obama, Jon Stewart, Jimmy Page and Stephen Colbert.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: A monotonous Suburb in Jersey D:
  • Interests: Creative writing, poetry, politics, philosophy, Drums, sarcasm, and music.
  • Favourite movie: The Godfather trilogy, 300, the original Manchurian Candidate, Breakfast at Tiffanys
  • Favourite band or musician: led Zeppelin, George Gershwin, Ludwig Von Beethoven, John Bonham, The Beatles, Rasputina and more
  • Favourite genre of music: I listen to everything, but I really like rock from the 60s-90s...
  • Favourite artist: Andrew Wyeth, Stan Lee, Andy Warhol, Frida Kahlo and Pablo Picasso
  • Favourite poet or writer: Langston Hughes, J.D Salinger, John Knowles, Mark Twain, F. Scott Fitzgerald Truman Capote
  • Favourite photographer: Margaret Bourke-White,
  • Favourite style of art: Pop, Comic, Abstract/modern, Macabre, photography and above all ORIGINAL!
  • Operating System: My brain.
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod nano.
  • Shell of choice: A turtle's. :|
  • Favourite game: Fall Out 3 and Scrabble.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Murdoc Niccals, Pickles, Jacknife.
  • Personal Quote: Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov
  • Tools of the Trade: Pen, paper, a surface to write on and an idea

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*SteevCreeper Oct 16, 2009, 7:18:33 AM
Thanks for the Fav!!!

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~PizzaRash Sep 30, 2009, 6:34:01 PM
Thanks for the fave on my Hurley photo.

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~BlackflowerXD Sep 27, 2009, 12:50:09 PM
heyc we are going to the movies today and i was wonderin if you still wanted to come with
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~The-Leopard Sep 7, 2009, 9:25:37 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:! :)

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=WildRainOfIceAndFire Sep 7, 2009, 4:57:53 AM
:icontransparentplz: :iconcuteheartplz: :iconwarmfuzzyattackplz: :iconcuteheartplz: Thank you! :iconcuteheartplz: :iconwarmfuzzyattackplz: :iconcuteheartplz:

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~Discotrap Sep 6, 2009, 5:20:49 AM
thank you for the watch & faves ♥♥!
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~Bladechild Sep 6, 2009, 12:02:40 AM
Thanks for the fav :]

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~Cediechick Sep 5, 2009, 3:19:08 PM
thnx for the :+fav:

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Ringo: Beatles, women and children first!

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