Bassist-Freak

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Walk into this wondrous trap with me Sit and watch the spider smile Though impending doom is within sight Dont the stars look nice tonight? I think they do, I hope you think so too.. Don't you? Dance with me under this moon with diamonds sown in to the black satin sky. And yeah, I know. That line's a cliché. But you'll always love me anyway, Won't you? I hope you do.. Under roofs and over grounds Look at all this shit we found! Well I've got this button this lock and shark teeth and hey, what'dyou got? Oh.. Well, It looks like a key. Whattya think it opens? Fuck no, Not this lock of mine See, it's far to old and r

A Fool In The Rain by Bassist-Freak, literature

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A Fool In The Rain

Love. Just the mere mention of this little four letter word causes heartbeats to quicken, palms to sweat and minds to wander. All the ruckus this little word kicks up is nothing short of amazing. How can such a complex emotion be wrapped up in just four letters? L-O-V-E? What we all know for certain is that love is bitterly and tragically unfair. It hurts nearly everyone that it comes in contact with, though we'd jump over pits of lava in order to hold the one we love in our arms. Some of us under-estimate the jump, and we fall into the pit, burning in agony. For others, they hesitate for too long as they watch their sweetheart turn and wal

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Nineteenth Birthday Chapter 1

It was the perfect night for a look. Just one look…that's all I wanted. Mom and Pop were out, Marcus was at work, Zoey…well, no one really ever knew where Zoe was on a regular basis. It was just me…the only breath inside this conservatively decorated, two story Tudor. I was the only one! Perfect. I snuck into my father's study, feeling absolutely paranoid that he would jump out of fucking nowhere and catch me in the vile act I was about to commit. But I needed a look. After I closed the blinds on the windows, shutting out the moon as if it were a nosy neighbor, I slowly sat down in the large, black leather chair behind his ev

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'Writing Exercises' Part 2

1. At a wedding, it is considered gauche if you... excessively drink the mediocre champagne and talk loudly about the groom's recent rectal exam to the priest; then kick the wedding band's singer off the stage and go into a drunken rendition of "Hey You" by Pink Floyd, "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen, "Enter the Sandman" by Metallica or any one of the Sex Pistols' songs. It is also gauche if you try to sell acid tabs to the flower girls for $14. But on the bright side, you wont be invited to another stupid, fucking wedding for a while. 2. The traditional libation at weddings and New Year's eve parties is... Champagne...but switch to

'Writing Exercises' Part 1 by Bassist-Freak, literature

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'Writing Exercises' Part 1

Read the Artist comments before reading this, for if you don't, you'll probably be like "WTF is this shit?!"...Well, I think even if you do read the artist comments you'll still be like "WTF is this shit?!" Still read it though, hopefully it will help clear this whole thing up. 1. Mel thinks musicals are insipid, so when I asked her to go see Miss Saigon with me she... Turned into a Praying Mantis-type monster and ripped my limbs off in rage. 2. Hikers should avoid packing extraneous gear because... You never know when you need to run from rabid, electric Wolverinebears, so one must stay light in order to run in a zig zag pattern. Pushing

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Clockwork Sparrow

Dandelions, Crystal scarecrow Spinning suns With bright blue eyes. Hammer head sharks With neon venom Bite the hand Of the man that feeds CHORUS Wind it up. Wind it up. We’ll watch it fly. The clockwork sparrow In the electric sky. Kaleidoscope eyes She wonders why The caged bird never sings Cigarette drags Laser beams Beethoven crafts Oscar Wilde thinks As Andy reaches for something He never had A wildCHORUS appears. Purple fog Orange haze Around the fire The gypsy plays The coal is cool The ice is hot Come dance around this fire. CHORUS mother fucker, do you speak it?!

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nameless song.

I met him on the stairs That day. And just as fast as he came He slipped away. The world turns to gray. What he told me I’ll never forget. When he sang I will never forget CHORUS motha fucka Life’s a game He said, Smile on his lips. Don’t sell your soul Don’t learn to regret. If fame and fortune Is what you want Then I’ll see you on The other side. We walked among the Dancing fires, Questioning why The coyote laughs At the tangerine sky. Tell me where it begins!, I said. Tell me where it ends, my friend! What he told me I’ll never forget When we danced around the fire I will never

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As my eyes slowly struggled to open, I hear a faint waltz being played by my phantom symphony and the low buzz of muttering voices. Both the music and the voices gradually became louder as I steadied in my consciousness. My retinas were set ablaze by walls painted in bright white. My brow furrowed. The Room. I cursed myself for laughing at that man! Such a fool I was! How could I have allowed myself to commit such an act of idiocy?! As punishment for my utter stupidity, I dug my nails into my flesh, feeling the sensation of pain shoot through my forearm. The sourly sweet smell of blood hits my nostrils, making me cringe. The smell of blood

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Deviant for 18 years
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I don't like Emo bands needur. :B
I also enjoy pointless lists!

Favorite bands: Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Who, Pink Floyd, Etta James, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Queen, Janis Joplin, Ten Years After, Simon and Garfunkel, Bob Dylan, The YardBirds, AC/DC, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Gorillaz, Vampire Weekend, Bad Religion, Rasputina, Dethklok, Black Sabbath, Van Halen, Guns n' Roses, The Gin Blossoms, Blondie, Buddy Holly & the Crickets, Spinal Tap, The Hendrix Experience, Nirvana, Them Crooked Vultures, Beastie Boys, The Ramones, David Bowie and Violent Femmes.

Favorite books: Catcher in the Rye, A Separate Peace, In Cold Blood, Gone With the Wind, American Psycho, Breakfast at Tiffany's, To Kill a Mockingbird, Great Gatsby, This Side of Paradise, A Tale of Two Cities, The Godfather, Death: A Life, A Wolf at the Table, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Heavier than Heaven, East of Eden, Sherlock Holmes books, Hammer of the Gods, 1985, The Art of Racing in the Rain.

Favorite People: Mark Twain, Audrey Hepburn, Paul Newman, John Bonham, Abe Lincoln, Che Guevara, Barack Obama, John Lennon, Jesus (Just take away the whole Dogma of Religion and the Hippie is actually pretty cool), George Harrison, Janis Joplin, Keith Moon, Dave Grohl, Edgar Allan Poe, Jon Stewart, Jimmy Page and Stephen Colbert.

Favorite Movies: The Godfather, Manchurian Candidate (The one with Frank Sinatra. The original. Yeah, that one.), 300(guilty pleasure xD), A clockwork Orange, Sherlock Holmes, Gone With the Wind, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Coolhand Luke, A Rebel without a Cause, Too many B horror movies to list, The Song Remains the Same, Don't Look Back, Woodstock, Pineapple Express, Observe & Report, Star Trek, Help!, Moulin Rouge! and a bunch of others you probably don't care about. xDD

Favorite characters from everything and anything XD:
Holden Caulfield, Rhett Butler, Pavel Chekov, Spock, Captain Kirk, Scotty, Bones, Scarlett O'Hara, Alex DeLarge, Aragorn, Brock Samson, Dr. Venture, Hank and Dean, Sherlock Holmes, Micheal Scott, Dwight Schrute, Sweeney Todd, Jack Skellington, Juno, Everyone in Dethklok, The Joker, Raskolnikov. And a bunch of others.

Current Residence: A monotonous Suburb in Jersey D:
Favourite genre of music: I'll listen to anything, but I really like rock from the 60s-90s. I like Indie too.
Favourite photographer: Margaret Bourke-White,
Favourite style of art: Pop, Comic, Abstract/modern, Macabre, photography and above all ORIGINAL!
Operating System: My brain.
MP3 player of choice: ipod nano.
Shell of choice: A turtle's. :|
Skin of choice: Alligator :B
Favourite cartoon character: Murdoc Niccals, Pickles, Jacknife.
Personal Quote: Rock on Out - Janis Joplin

Favourite Visual Artist

Andrew Wyeth, Stan Lee, Andy Warhol, Frida Kahlo and Pablo Picasso

Favourite Movies

The Godfather, Manchurian Candidate (original), Pineapple Express, Breakfast at Tiffanys and more.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Led Zeppelin, Them Crooked Vultures, Nirvana, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Puccini and more

Favourite Writers

Langston Hughes, J.D Salinger, John Knowles, Mark Twain, F. Scott Fitzgerald Truman Capote

Favourite Games

Fall Out 3, Dragon Age: Origins, Life and Scrabble

Favourite Gaming Platform

PS3

Tools of the Trade

Pen, paper, a surface to write on and an idea

Other Interests

Creative writing, poetry, politics, philosophy, Drums, sarcasm, and music.

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Bassist-Freak

Oct 31, 2012

I like to touch butts

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A Lot. I haven't been here in almost a year geez. Well, my boyfriend is trying to get me to write more. So you might hear from me soon, you might not. What is homestuck? Anywayz, Thanks for everything ever. I'm so high

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Bassist-Freak

May 3, 2010

Privyet! More Updates!

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Why hellooooo dahlings! My, you've gotten big! What grade are you in now? Eleventh?! Oh, I'm getting old...I remember when you were just a small little thing and you would pee your pants when you got too excited when we played croquet...what do you mean you still do that? Anyways! I have some news for you all! Phenomenal news! News that will blow your damn mind to the moon! I. HAVE. ACTUALLY. COMPLETED. A. SHORT. STORY. That's right! I actually wrote something from its beginning to its ending! And no one thought it was possible!! But I did it!! I'M A CHAMPION. -ahem- Anyways... I rather enjoy the ending. It just sucks the air right

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Bassist-Freak

Dec 30, 2009

It's time for some humorous updates :B

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Well, Hi. It's been a while... Sorry I haven't called... I've been...hunting....wolverines in the...Serengeti and...finding a cure for, uh...herpes. ~badassplz (https://www.deviantart.com/badassplz) :iconblankstareplz: :iconohdearplz: Alright, I've been playing video games, writing sickening stories and watching Star Trek!(The original series, yo.) NOW YOU KNOW!! :ohnoes: I bought Dragon Age: Origins and I JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS. :iconjizzinmypantsplz: It is phenomenal! Go out and buy it right now if you like RPGs. It is very humorous and exciting and not deadly serious like most RPGs I get my hands on, the party characters are awesome and their interactions are hyste